Life and Times, Baby




treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry

*4-second-long fart noise*

(via frightfulfears)


I get so overwhelmed whenever I get an iTunes gift card

Like what music do I deem worthy enough to legally purchase?

(via frightfulfears)


how dumb is it that we’ve created words we arent supposed to use

(via garyhiggins)


brushing your teeth at night is a difficult thing to do because its like a semipermanent decision once you brush your teeth thats it you cant eat for the rest of the night and i just never know if im willing to make that commitment

(via oomshi)


she’s so thirsty that even her blood type is D

(Source: dilfking, via split-reins)


*thinks about something i need to do for school*


(via hi)

“Sometimes, you’re quite the tricky little bitch.”
— My father to me during a bear documentary